太极拳搞笑流水帐一篇
<p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">晨</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">起程</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">很精神</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">进入森林</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">大家好心情</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">虚静中和敛神</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">练功法拳架心平</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">几新朋友加入阵云</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">感受太极拳健康养生</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">和师父推手感觉总惊魂</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">他全身空松我却总感不行</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">是腰胯未松开还是功夫未成</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">感气沉丹田骨升肉降虚灵顶劲</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">悟太极无手内外相合八方都支撑</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">最近老师觉得没进步差点失去信心</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">还好昨晚朋友相聚推手似乎感悟变新</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">今天和师父推手被制多次似乎技巧在增</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">喜传统文化自以为对太极拳理认识不算笨</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">想当初踏踏实实勤勤恳恳谦虚谨慎练拳养生</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">尤其难能可贵坚持一年练拳不辍无论下雨天晴</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">反思为什么进步慢总结经验教训要把太极拳练精进</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">因为我相信铁棒磨成针滴水穿石功夫不会负了有心人</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">阳光钻过树梢儿照射你却感觉不到热因为太极让你心静</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">去年生那场病反而成好事让我戒烟控酒保卫健康擦亮眼睛</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">对以前的生活方式进行了深刻揭露开展了由表及里自我批评</span> <span> </span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">生活忙碌根本没想到要停下来呼吸新鲜空气看茂密大森林</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">血的教训让我对毛主席名言身体是革命的本钱进行重温</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">冯志强</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">先生创立的心意混元太极拳练拳似休息又提神</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我们的圈子外面游客围了上来老老小小都奇怪的问</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这个看着慢悠悠软不拉几的太极拳居然还能打人</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">他指着我说那个小伙子在打拳为什么还很年轻</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">太极拳被误解是老年人的体操早已见惯不惊</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">公园确实有人放着音乐练的太极拳不算真</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">他们练得象体操没让拳的最大价值养生</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">谈技击更是花拳绣腿上场就要被打晕</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">我练拳不求功夫多高但求修养心性</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">如今已初步见效但浮躁还难真静</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">不是要你如出家人消极返山林</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">心急吃不了热豆腐水到渠成</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">有心栽花不看无意柳成荫</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">太极哲理深厚反璞归真</span><span></span></font></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font size="3">如吃饭走路自然心平</font></span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">功夫在拳外常修行</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">师父只是领进门</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">功夫还靠各人</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">常念松柔轻</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">平和宁静</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">勿妄进</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">中正</span><span></span></font></p><p><font size="3"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">恒<br/><br/><br/>作者：太极笑笑生<br/><a href="http://tjxxs.blog.sohu.com/55134531.html#comment"><a href="http://tjxxs.blog.sohu.com/55134531.html#comment" target="_blank">http://tjxxs.blog.sohu.com/55134531.html#comment</a></a></span></font></p> <img src="{$root}/max-assets/icon-emoticon/Dvbbs/em01.gif" /><img src="{$root}/max-assets/icon-emoticon/Dvbbs/em01.gif" /><img src="{$root}/max-assets/icon-emoticon/Dvbbs/em01.gif" />
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